About Petty Post

About Petty Post

Petty Post makes personalized humor gifts for the moments that deserve more than a polite card. Breakups, divorces, difficult coworkers, birthdays, new beginnings, and legendary group-chat stories all qualify.

Your story is the brief

The specific details make the gift. We turn your situation into candles, mugs, fake awards, printables, party pieces, and curated boxes with a punchline that feels written for the recipient—because it was.

Petty, not cruel

Our aim is clever, memorable humor that helps people laugh, celebrate, and move forward. The joke should land without becoming harassment or hate.

Questions before you commit?

Visit the FAQ for personalization, production, shipping, and returns information. We want you to know exactly what you are ordering before the drama arrives in the mail.