Ecommerce for gloriously petty occasions
Make the drama giftable.
Tell us the breakup, birthday, office feud, or fresh-start story. Petty Post turns it into a personalized gift that says what the group chat cannot.
Candles, mugs, awards, printable kits, and survival boxes—made for the specific mess at hand.
Official notice
Released from the contract.
The Petty Post promise
Sharp jokes. No made-up hype.
Your story leads
Personal details shape the punchline; generic filler does not.
The joke stays yours
We make humor for gifting, not cruelty for cruelty’s sake.
Clear product details
You will see what is physical, printable, or personalized before checkout.
Pick your level of petty
For endings, milestones, and workplace incidents.
The signature treatment
Submit the lore and build a one-of-a-kind candle, mug, fake award, or gift box around the main character’s latest offense.
Personalized gifts with receipts.
Browse personalized giftsFresh starts department
Divorce survival kits
Party pieces, printable games, and newly-single boxes for celebrating the contract’s termination.
See the collectionInstantly deliverable
Printable petty paperwork
Fake certificates, official notices, party games, and awards ready for last-minute chaos.
Shop digital giftsGot a story?
Put it on something unforgettable.
Whether they deserve a candle, a certificate, or a full survival box, the right level of petty is waiting.
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